Legitimate Offer!!!

I was going to just click "spam" on this, but he put “Legitimate Offer!!!” in the subject line, so I'm sure it must be legit.

Don’t you think?

He is going to avail me with the modalities that we shall follow once he hears from me... but apparently only if I endeavor to keep to myself issue concerning this proposal. He didn’t say I had to succeed at keep to myself issue, only that I have to endeavor to keep myself issue.

Also, he has cleverly noticed that the lowercase “L” looks very much like the capital letter “I,” hasn’t he... and he freely transposes them.

Clever man.

I am confused, though, whether I’m his actual “dearest” friend, just one of several of his dearest friends, or merely a “dear” friend.

I’m also confused as to why there would be an “Israeli checkpoint in jerusalem,” but I guess that will be in the modalities he’s going to avail me to when I provide him with my “full contact information’s.”

I’ve suppressed his e-mail addresses, because I wouldn’t want you to get your hands on the modalities before I do. You believe me, right?

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From: "Mr wang chan"
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:57 PM
Subject: Legitimate Offer!!!

Dearest friend,

Dear friend,

I am sincerely Sorry for bugging into your privacy, it’s due to a business deal in my bank value at 21.5Million us dollars, as a foreigner l can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance since there is no written will by the deceased who Died at the Israeli checkpoint in jerusalem, as the director of system l have been following the records. However l am the only one aware of the funds and investigation so far in my bank due to my investigations.

l am Mr Wang Chan an Executive director working with Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (ICBC), this opportunity will be of mutual benefit to the two of us. I would provide you with all the necessary documents to lay claims and also I would avail you with the modalities we shall follow once I hear from you Because of my position in office, please endeavor to keep to yourself issue concerning this proposal. If you are interested, kindly get back to me with your full contact information's and phone number via this email: wangchan1975@-------.com.hk

Upon your response l will give you more details about this transaction, if not interested you can delete this mail.

Mr wang chan

Can you just picture one of this guy’s “dearest” (or, just “dear,”) friends hunkered over his computer somewhere, carefully trying to hide the screen so nobody around them can get privy to the great riches he’s soon to amass?

Like I said... I was skeptical, but how could someone lie in their subject lines to a friend who is, to some extent, dear to them?